luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

"We tend to fall passionately in love with people who are relatively good looking, personable, affectionate and similar to ourselves."
"You stopped choosing me. The end."
meticulousBlues. (via yoursixwordstory)

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

damsellover:

Betty Brosmer

damsellover:

Betty Brosmer

impromptucantabile:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COMIC